Actually went into the office today (I usually work from home) and sat in an empty cube. 

Well, it was empty aside from the leftover decorations from the cake presented at last week’s company meeting to a 30-year employee who, I guess, was into photography and Dolly Parton.

Not sure why we’re saving week-old fondant, but whatever.

Battleship porn: USS California (BB-44).
I may need to take a cold shower now…

Battleship porn: USS California (BB-44).

I may need to take a cold shower now…

Monday morning fun: Sitting in my underwear and a paper gown waiting on the skin doctor. Hopefully, she won’t cut me this time.

Monday morning fun: Sitting in my underwear and a paper gown waiting on the skin doctor. Hopefully, she won’t cut me this time.

It’s curry chicken kebab night!

It’s curry chicken kebab night!

Oh. My. Lord.
Be still my bacon-and-Ritz-loving heart…
Garlic Butter Ritz doesn’t sound too shabby, either.

Oh. My. Lord.

Be still my bacon-and-Ritz-loving heart…

Garlic Butter Ritz doesn’t sound too shabby, either.

It’s hard to work with this 20 pound cat breathing down my neck.

It’s hard to work with this 20 pound cat breathing down my neck.

Comcast goes all Lloyd Dobler in my latest cartoon for ITworld…
itworld360:

Comcast doesn’t know how to quit you
Image credit: ITworld/Phil Johnson

Comcast goes all Lloyd Dobler in my latest cartoon for ITworld…

itworld360:

Comcast doesn’t know how to quit you

Image credit: ITworld/Phil Johnson

Van covers Bob.