First the kids were making a ton of noise, which was annoying, and now they’re not making any noise, which is worrisome - which is annoying.
STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!
It’s that time of year again when the kids are bouncing off the walls with anticipation for Christmas - which means it’s that time of year again to give them an honest assessment of Santa’s financials.
The library just sent me an email to politely remind me that the book I recently took out is due in two days.
CALL OFF THE DOGS, ALREADY, LIBRARY!
I mean, sheesh.