Wow. Somebody has a lot of free time - thank goodness.
via the very funny billscheft
I’m still in denial about Adam Yauch dying.
This right here is some killer bass playing.
Scientists recently discovered the two biggest black holes known to man.
They’ve named them Afghanistan and Iraq.
(Rimshot)
Reminds me of this joke I wrote for Dave Letterman back when Martha Stewart was having her legal trouble…
Click through to hear the audio.
Any joke is funnier when Dave tells it…
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting divorced. Rather than be sad, let’s recall the good times with the second joke of mine that Dave Letterman ever told.
From the July 16, 2003 Late Show… click through for the audio.
Late Show with David Letterman cue card boy Tony Mendez holding a card with a joke that I wrote for the January 21, 2008 show. It was just before Super Bowl XLII between the Giants and Patriots.
Here was the joke as submitted:
Mayor Bloomberg and the mayor of Boston have already made the traditional Super Bowl bet. Here’s the deal: if the Giants win New York gets a crate of lobsters. If the Patriots win, Boston gets Regis.
You can see all of my jokes that Dave told over the years here.
